ADVENTURES IN COFFEELAND #1


One of the better things about living in The Great White North is that you are always offered cream with your coffee, which - with a nod to Mr. Lyle Lovett - is one of my favorite things. A while back, I found myself sitting in a local coffehouse, drawing on a napkin and gave life to a lonley little coffee cup, named, of all things, "Joe." So for your enjoyment, I offer up the first episode of ADVENTURES IN COFFEELAND. As always, comments are welcome.

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